This website is FINALLY RELAUNCHING soon!


It's been a long time coming.⏰ Sheesh!🤓

If you're reading this, it means Jesus hasn't come back yet so you can still visit this website. #Yaaaaasssss

However, if he already redescended upon Earth when you're reading this, whoops.😫


Repent now!


Actually, technically it'll be too late... so sux for you! Just kidding... Kinda.🙃👀🤓

Anyyywho, what was I supposed to be talking about?🧐

Ah yes, please check back in a few days to see when this website is finally live.

As you probably guessed, it's gonna be a work-in-progress. 

✅ 2024 Thea isn't gonna allow perfectionism to keep her from remaining a shoemaker's kid without shoes, ya feel me?!
✅ This marketing strategist is FINALLY gonna actually have her website done and be a regular blog-posting, article-writing queen. Aren't you proud of her?😇
✅ Also, she still refers to herself in the third person on occasion. Are you still surprised?
✅ Aaaaand she still likes to ask rhetorical questions to those who land on this site. You're not suprised about that either, eh?
✅ Mark your calendars, create a reminder on your Alexa, tell Siri what's up, and buckle your seatbelts, because WRITER THEA is back!!! 

Hope to see ya soon in these comments streets.🤗